Interview from Select 1993

Part of the Lust in Music feature.


Ever had sex to your own records?
Yeah, my AC/DC and HP Zinker records.

What’s your favourite chat-up line?
To try to get girls to watch me fall down stairs.

First sexual experience?
I felt I’d done it before. It was not that unbelievable.

Most intense erotic experience?
Hugging Steve Albini or masturbating on acid in Bondi

Sexiest video you’ve seen?
I like ‘Cherish’ by Madonna.

What tunes are on your sex tape?
I sure don’t have one of those.

Have you ever had a homosexual experience?
I’ve shagged some of the guys from Suede and Slade and Ride.

What turns you off?
People who tell me what to do.

What do you do about groupies?
I like to talk to them and flirt a little.

What’s your favourite sexual fantasy?
When I beat off I usually think of things that really happened.

Who is your ideal woman?
Why, my mother of course.

What do you look for in a woman?
Sleepy eyes.

Ever faked an orgasm?
I’ve faked not having one before.

Do you use a condom?
Yes. I’ve become careful in that area.

Most regrettable sexual experience?
Sleeping with my maths teacher in high school.

Weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

Where do you draw the line?
In the sand.

Ever had a relationship with a fan?

Who’d you fancy as a nipper?
All my babysitters.


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